Thursday, January 10, 2013

Passing Thoughts of 2012

Introduction: Typically, at the end of the year I kinda just go through every movie I either didn't have the time to review, had no interest to review, didn't mention in my "best of" and "worst of" lists, or was too afraid to review for fear of being struck down by the Jewish God, Adonai. He's a bit biased when it comes to movies, but that's a story for another time that will never come up. Shall we?

Saturday, January 5, 2013

My Top 9 Favorite Films of 2012

Introduction: If you've read my worst of list then you realize that I loved this year in movies. I think it was infinitely better than last year and I'm so happy to have the privilege of reviewing it. I'd like to be able to talk about every movie this year that I thoroughly enjoyed but I wanted just nine since nine is my favorite number (plus 10 is cliched). Because of this, I found trouble picking the best of the best and found that in order to still have variety I would do something different. I will talk about the best movies of their respective genres ranking each top dog from least to greatest. Ready to read? Of course not, because reading is stupid...

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

My Top 9 Worst Movies of 2012

Introduction: To be completely honest, I didn't see that many bad movies this year. In fact, I loved this year in film. I think that this is mainly because of the films I was exposed to this year (ie I didn't see any f*cking Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy sh*t). That doesn't mean I didn't see any Gawd awful movies this year. Horrible movies will always exist so long as good ones do. Anyways, this year I decided to go through the worst movies in their respective genres in order from least to most. That way I have some variety in my list. Shall we start?