Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Looper Review

Introduction: Imagine you're part of the mob and it's 60 years into the future. Apparently, "Big Brother" tracks every single person so well you can't even murder someone and hide their body. That can't be good for business. So you decide to invent MOTHERF*CKING TIME TRAVEL. But what do you do with such technology? Do you A) Go back in time and start a revolution so that the government doesn't control everything in the future? B) Begin investing money in the past over and over so that in the future everyone is rich? C) Dispose of "problems" by sending them to a point in time when the Earth didn't exist? Or do you D) Send these "problems" to the very recent past where you actually have to pay people to do something you can do for free with relatively less work while taking the chance of horribly f*cking up the space time continuum? If you picked D then you'll love Looper!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Why Dredd is Awesome

Introduction: The Raid was a f*cking great movie. It was the story of police officers facing off against a building full of criminals. The latest film, Dredd, is the exact same thing. I'm not saying anything extreme like Dredd being as good or being a rip-off. I just wanted to shamelessly promote my site even further. No, Dredd  is a different beast. Raid was a film that highlighted kung-fu and action over story and characters. Dredd highlights graphic violence and subtlety. Dredd is based off a comic book where radiation has ravaged the Earth and now Mega Cities contain large densities of the population. The great idea sprung from this is that people known as Judges roam the city as combined forms of judge, jury, and executioner to deal with all the violence. Gotta think about the budget.