Friday, August 26, 2011

Rise of the Planet of the Apes Review

Introduction: Wow. Just wow. I actually really liked this movie. A lot. Who would have thought a reboot/ prequel/ remake could actually turn out to be the best movie this summer?

Franco: So here is a scientist who isn't evil and raises a monkey (1). His goal is to cure his father of Alzheimer's. That's like it. Seriously... *tries to think of character traits* He is James Franco? Oh, and his cure for Alzheimer's ends up making monkeys (2) super smart and kills humans. This is why we test folks. For science.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Harry Potter 7.5 Review

Introduction: Reviewing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 is a tad interesting because since it is the end of the series the only way to review it is as a climax. That means everything we've seen so far should culminate in this single film. I was happy to hear that the director was bringing back EVERYONE. But can someone please tell me why Albus' brother was randomly introduced at the end of the series? By the way, since this is the climax instead of going by character I am going by scene. Got it? Good, let's get started.